too bad you live with your parents still
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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