Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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