FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
im on a boat
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