Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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