When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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