He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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