I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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