So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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