Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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