I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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