she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Even my vagina gasped.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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