Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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