People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just had sex bonerless
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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