I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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