is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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