please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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