We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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