He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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