Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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