whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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