the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
