um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
