Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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