i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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