I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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