She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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