if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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