some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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