Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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