the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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