soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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