Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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