hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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