It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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