Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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