Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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