I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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