dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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