hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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