Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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