you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
She needs sedatives and a leash
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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