...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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