They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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