Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
