so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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