you guys were way drunker than both of me
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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