so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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