Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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