guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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