i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
