New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We left an ass print on the piano.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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