omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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