So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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